Guy Gets Ultimate Revenge On His Cheating Girlfriend By Having Sex With Her Mom

By Patrick Banks

Posted 7 years agoOTHER

This guy who got the best revenge of all time on his cheating ex-girlfriend deserves a MacArthur Genius Grant.

The other day, I didn’t tell the lady at Chipotle she forgot to add the $2.50 for guacamole to my bill.

I was about to tell her this, and then I realized having to pay for guac is stupid and it’d really been stealing my money by charging me for it all these years.

So I didn’t tell her, and I felt like George Clooney in “Ocean’s Eleven” getting the ultimate revenge on a capitalist company stealing money from my wallet every. single. day.

Then I read this story and realized what I did in Chipotle was nothing compared to what this guy pulled off, and I should probably apologize to the world for even thinking the word “revenge” was applicable to my case.

THIS is revenge.

OK. EVERYTHING IN THIS.

The realization of opportunity was great. The flawless execution was great. The perfect last response was GREAT.

We’re not worthy!

The article was previously published at EliteDaily.com

About the author Patrick Banks

Patrick is a Berlin-based dating advisor, motivational speaker, a huge fitness and vegan diet enthusiast and the main editor at Wingman Magazine, specialised in men's health. His ultimate goal is to share with men around the world his passion for self-development and to help them to become the greatest version of themselves. He believes a healthy body and successful social interactions are two main keys to happiness.

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