How To Talk Dirty To A Girl Over Text – Ready to Use Sexting Examples

how to talk dirty to a girl over text

Let’s get one thing straight…

Girls are sexual creatures.  Girls love sex. Girls think about sex, maybe even more than you do. Girls, women, whatever you want to refer to the fairer sex as – they are not these pure, chastised creatures many in the media make them out to be.

I hope you already knew this, but I had to make sure we are on the same page. And since you already know this, you should also know that every girl enjoys a bit of sexting from time to time. Especially while she’s ovulating. It’s biology 😉


Why You’re Getting No Sexts

If you’re reading this article and thinking, “Hmmm, I wonder why I never get any sexts from girls?” then you’ve come to the right place. You’re not getting any sexts because you’re probably doing one of a few things wrong.

Problem 1: Attraction Type

You may not be creating enough attraction. Not the “oh he’s cute and maybe I’ll let him take me on a few dates” type of attraction. I’m talking the “ohhhh shit! Why am I following this stranger into his apartment” type of sexual attraction.

If she’s not sexually into you, you probably won’t be getting any sexts, naked pictures or dirty talking from her. You have to arouse her in order to get dirty texts and photos from a girl. You can’t just attract her. She has to actively think about your cock deep inside her before she’ll actively engage you in sexting. And clearly this is easier after you’ve slept with a girl…

Problem 2: No Sex For You

You may not be getting laid enough. It’s always easier to get naked pictures and dirty texts from girls you’ve slept with before. You’ll always be playing an uphill battle if you’re trying to get things heated up before sleeping with her. It’s possible, but a bit more difficult.

Problem 3: Tactless Thirsty Dudes

You don’t know how to properly talk dirty with her. You go from “0 to 100” way too quickly. Instead of preheating the oven, you’re way too hungry (or thirsty). You throw it in on broil and then forget the oven mits when you try to take it out. You have no patience or tact.

Women love men of action. They love men who go after what they want, but only if done in the proper manner. Always be a gentleman. You shouldn’t ever come off as a brazen or rude social retard with no filter.

For example, this is an awful text to send to a girl:

“Nice meeting you last night, can’t wait to f**k you sideways later this week”

There is no banter. There is no flirting. There is no sizzle. You seem thirsty. This girl will lose the attraction she had for you, if any at all. She will think you think she is a slut and ignore you.

Check out some other embarrassing sexting fails:

How To Talk Dirty To Girls Over Text (and hopefully get some sexy shots)

WARNING: The following sexting examples are quite direct, and we don’t want to come across as offensive. We believe that a man should strive to be as much gentlemanlike as possible and treat every woman with respect and admiration. But when it comes to bedroom, honestly, isn’t all about getting dirty?

Here you go:

Be Playful & Tactful, But Slow Down Until You Know Her

Now we talked about being thirsty and using tact to get her warmed up. You can throw all that out the window once you know a girl. Everything is situational and once you know a girl, you can get away with a lot more than with a girl you don’t know too well.

There is a fine line with slowly done thought. You don’t want to come off as a normal dweeb type of guy. You still want to be the exciting type of man she’ll text. Thus, you have to really be tactful, but playful at the same time.

For example, with a girl you had just met last night or the other day, you could start a conversation off sexually with something like this:

“Good to meet you last night… that sexy little bum of your is running through my mind… getting no work done today, you’re a terrible influence on me!”

This example is playful and she’ll enjoy the flirt. You’ll also definitely tell her you’re a sexual man, not some nice, boring dude – the type of guy she’s probably bored with.

However, if you already know a girl and had sex with her, you can really start things quickly. This is a good example of a quick conversation with a girl you already have been intimate with:

You: “Hmmm it’s Thursday evening, I’m off work and I’m so horny when I think about you…what should I do?”

Her: “Get some ice?”

You: “Silly girl, that’s naughty. You weren’t blessed with hips like that for nothing… get the nice underwear, some red lipstick and get over here now!”

This girl is going to come over and spend a lovely evening ass naked with you, as long as she doesn’t have any too pressing plans. You were brash, but humorous. You made her feel sexy and kind of dominated. You didn’t come off as a creep. This is how you dirty text.


Start From the Beginning

Now, the best way to start a dirty texting conversation is to start from the beginning. However, you can’t be tactless creep in doing so. You can start a conversation with a somewhat sexual vibe. This is because many guys avoid being playful and sexual almost entirely.

Start with the light naughty stuff and keep going from the very first text. Then always try and turn things into a sexual innuendo, even if it’s a corny one. You don’t have to be talking about bending her over a desk in the dean’s office to arouse her.

For example:

Her: “Hey you, how’s your day going?”

You: “Oh hey gingersnap… a little boring to be honest. Need some excitement today…”

Her:“Really? What kind of excitement :)”

You: “Idk, maybe a submissive maid who’s does everything I ask…”

Keep the vibe fun and flirty from here. You can continue sexting or you can push for a meet up.

You May Offend Her

You will eventually offend her. Or one of your “hers” will get offend. You will be dirty texting and she will get upset. This is fine. Just don’t be a huge bitch and begin apologizing in a needy manner. Take a chill pill and play things cool. She may just be testing you.

However, you need to give a small apology. One way to do so:

Her: “that was really rude”
You: “Ahhhh I didn’t hurt your feelings too bad did I? Ugghhh fine, you get one spank and that’s it…”

You accept and acknowledge she is upset, but you don’t bow down to her will. She still respect you and you’ve maintained her attraction.

Diving Deep – Dirty Texting For Experts

If you’re a virgin and want to stay that way, you won’t want to continue reading this. However, if you’re read to take your sexting to the next level – read on.

Here are a few more expert dirty texting tips:

Running The Questions Game Over Text

You should already be running “the questions game” on almost every first date. It’s the easiest way to dive into deeper subjects and take a conversation sexual. Girls love that shit.

It’s also an easy way to take a texting conversation to a sexting conversation. Here’s the exact framework you should use:

You: “so wanna play a game”

Her: “Umm sure”

You: “Cool questions game. 3 questions each, but you have to answer honestly. No lies or BS. You can’t repeat the question someone else already asked”

Her: “Hah ok but you ask first”

You: “I’m a gentleman. Ladies always come first”

Now a majority of the time she’ll fight you on this. That’s fine. You can argue a bit back and forth. She may ask first or she may “make” you.

If she asks first, answer all her questions honestly and give her feedback if they are boring. If they are sexual, you’re set. If she gives you boring ones (and is a reserved girl) and you answered, you then mirror her questions while adding a bit of edge. Once she answers, give feedback and then go round two. She may begin to sexualize or she may not. When you get to you’re second round, you do.

If she “makes” you ask first, you can turn it on her quickly:

You: “Well I was going to play nice, but since you’re being so stubborn…”

Don’t wait for her response:

You: “1. How many men have put their rocket into your she pocket?”

You: “2. Do you like being dominated in bed?

You: “3. What’s the one sexual thing you’ve always wanted to try but never had the nerve to do?”

These are the money questions. You have to get to these in the game. They are what matters. So – no matter if she goes first, you go first, the vibe isn’t sexual…

You have to get to these. She may be bashful, but she’ll answer. Jokingly call her out on anything that doesn’t sound true. Spitball a bit on her answers, then say

You: “Your turn”

She’ll ask you at least one or two sexual questions, usually all three. Answer honestly, but give warning to her if anything is “too” weird or crazy before telling her (example: you’ve had 200 sexual partners).

Run one more round and ask two sexual questions based on her answers (example: What turns you on the most? How do you usually come?). Throw in a question based on her childhood as well. You want it to be sexual, but light. Something like:

You: Did you ever get to kiss you biggest crush in junior high?

She’ll answer. After two rounds, you should have enough items to text about. Let the questions game aspect of the sexting die out.

After getting her heating up, you can ask for nudes if you think the time is right.

Texting Her To Orgasm

You can use this after the questions game or in a different situation. If you’ve got a girl who is sexual from the jump, a girl you’ve slept with before or a girl with whom you’ve properly escalated the convo, you can casually offer to walk her through an orgasm.

Once she’s a bit hot and bothered, from some type of sexting you can say:

You: If you ask nicely, I may just let you have an orgasm.

Her: Umm not sure what you’re talking about, but sure

You: Say please and remove your pants.

Her: Ok and please

You: Good girl. Now imagine I’m there…

You: On top of you. I’ve pinned you down against the bed. I’m going to take you while you squirm and moan in pleasure. You feel a tingle between your legs as my hand touches you. I grab a fist full of your hair and pull you close before kissing you deeply. My fingers run through your hair as we kiss.

You: Then I grab you and through your hands behind your back and bend you over. SMACK. You feel my hand give your ass a firm smack. You whence as you moan. You feel a sting, but a good feeling too. I take my belt and tie your hands together.

Her: oh wow

You: you want more?

Her: yessss

You: I shove your face into the pillow and pull my hand back to spank you again…this time hard. You yelp in pain, but the pillow muffles your moans. I tell you to shut up and take it like a good girl.

You: I flip you over and push you on you knees. I stand up and look you in the eye before making you suck my hard cock as I stand. You take my hard cock in my mouth as I forcefully grav your hair. I start to shove more of my cock in your mouth as you begin to gag.

Her: ahhh this is good

You get the idea guys. You just continue texting her dirty until she says she’s about to come. Then tell her you didn’t let her yet. After a few more sexts, you end one with:

You: “Cum. Now.”

The key is to warm her up before getting to deep, but tell her you’ll make her come. Once she’s warm, be very explicit and dominant in your texts. Then don’t let her come until after the climax of your sexual story. That’s when you use the final text.

Feel free to ask for nude photos, especially if she came.

Asking For Photos The Right Way

Some girls will just send you photos out of the blue. Some girls will never send photos. Some girls will only send photos to guys they’ve had sex with. Some girls will spam photos to everybody.

If you’ve heated her up through text, you are in a position to ask for photos. Once she’s heated, you can get away with just about anything as long as you don’t send “nudes” or something lame like that.

However, maybe you’ve had sex with a girl, but haven’t been sexting much. You want to get nude photos of her, but may not have the time to invest in a bunch of sexting. Plus, she’s not the type to just send nudes for no reason or out of the blue.

The next time you shag her, give it to her good a couple of times and be rough with her. Make sure you finish a bit sweaty and out of breath. As you finish, you’ll want to roll over and tap your chest. She’ll move her head on your chest and you’ll snuggle a bit.

Give her a light kiss on the forehead and slowly regain your breath. Then compliment whatever part of her body you want photos of, but say it in an exasperated way:

You: “God, you have a nice fucking ass.”


You: “Fuck, your tits are perfect.”

You then slap her ass and grab her tit. Gently. You don’t want to interrupt the postcoital snuggles.

And remember – the compliment has to be genuine.

She won’t forget it, especially if you fucked her right.

Now, you may find she sends you a photo of her ass and/or tits within a week of this happening (again, depending on how well you fucked her). If she doesn’t, you have set yourself up to ask for a nude.

Start a conversation. It can be normal, but make sure things are a bit playful. Then bring it up:

You: “For some reason that bum of just yours won’t leave my mind. It’s fucking tormenting me. I can’t sleep. I can’t eat ;)”

Her: “Haha that’s not my fault. You’re the naughty boy ;)”

You: Ahh well I can’t deny that, but I do know a pic or three of that bum may help with the whole eating and sleeping”

She may not send them right away, but she will eventually. Just because you asked nicely.

Final Note On Diving Deep Into Sexting

One key item to remember: if you’ve gotten to this point in the conversation with a girl, you can and often should, stack these dirty texting tips. For example, you can start by running the questions game to sexualize the conversation. Then offer to walk her through an orgasm. Once she’s finished, you could request a few nude photos as a thank you.


Want to know more about talking dirty? Read our Ultimate Guide To Master Seductive Texting

About the author Patrick Banks

Patrick Banks is an entrepreneur, full-time dating advisor, and total health & fitness freak. He provides tips on how to exercise and eat well, boost energy and feel confident in your own skin. He believes a healthy body and successful social interactions are two main keys to happiness.

  • Amelia Bedelia

    Ha you really do not know your stuff at all, you have a clue but you have long ways to go. I am sorry for the sad guy that takes you’re advise.

  • Cor

    “You take my hard cock in my mouth as I forcefully grav your hair.”
    Dude seriously how could you have possibly written this and not seen how ridiculous it is. Wow. I got nothing…

    • Aniket

      Yes rightly said

  • IVoted4Kodos

    Oh man, this is even stupider than Cracked implied!

    Have you ever met a human woman before?

    • R Lorenzo

      Worked with me, man. So yeah…

  • Not sure what the problem is. Some of it may seem over the top, it’s not going to work for every guy with every girl, and there are other ways of wording things, but this stuff does indeed work.

  • SadieBaby

    Okay im a girl (15) and this is hella wrong me and my boyfriend sext for hours without getting bored and this is totally not the way of doing it! I’ll show you an example

    After a couple of hours sexting

    Guy; Can we take a break?

    Me; Sure Babe

    After 20 minutes

    Guy; Omg baby i knew i said i wanted a break but i really want your sexy ass right now

    Me; Oh daddy your already missing my tight little pussy?

    Guy; Damn it baby i cant help it your making me fuckin horny asf right now!

    Me; Oh poor baby (Sends A Teasing Vid Of Me Slowly Taking My Panties Off But Then Stops And Says Naughty Boys Dont Get Treats)

    Guy; Damn it Baby!

    Me; Oh Poor Daddy! (Sends A Vid Of Me Spanking My Ass) I deserve a spanking dont I?

    And that my friends is how we spend our days! 😀

    • SadieBaby

      If you want “more” examples or advice my kik is _Sadie__Baby_

      • Jose Molina


  • Anonymous

    It worked for me. Depends on the type of level you’re in with her. And as long as you can get her horny.
    But the text are too long,make them short so that she wouldn’t get bored while reading long messages.

  • nanareibi

    Awesome information, thank you
    I have some book share you. The tao of badass dating guide. You can download for free –

  • omg I’m so done this is not a good way to talk dirty to girls

  • Black

    Hay this talking dirty works great i deed it all the time unknowingly and it makes my girlfriend red hot tuned on, & can’t wait to have me again, i was far away from her out of the province to another next town of 2 hours driving at 140km/h hoping i Will be back that day but later i got held back, to be back the next day, so while on the phone conversation in the middle of the night with her, she asked me how i spent my day, i told her it was so blue and horny, she asked why I told her i got hard erection watching her sexy pix where she pose with her booty raised up with high heels on,
    She sound hmmmm, I proceeded further to say that I felt like plunging in my sugar stick right in her from behind, she started whispering into my ears and telling me that she is catching cold….

    I continued by telling her my d*ck is getting harder again oh shit, why is she so curvy and sexy that do not let sugar can rest and sleep.. She started moaning asking me to s*ck her boobs….

    The more dirty you talk to the more she wants to be around you that’s guys to girl hotest trick..

  • Emrys Switch

    Need a loan but your credit history is less than perfect? There are lenders who don’t take your credit history into account when considering you for a loan, so find out what’s involved and apply today.
    Am I eligible for a payday loan?

    Tamilnad Mercantile Bank Limited” are Superior private Lenders along
    with a strong Debt/Equity
    Private Investors, in order to offer a streamlined process for
    Commercial property owners and sponsors. Our lending
    platform is wide open and includes: SBA (504 and 7(a)),
    Construction, Bridge, Mezzanine, Hard Money and Preferred
    Equity. We can also assist with invoice and equipment
    financing as well, if needed. There are NO EXTRAVAGANT feels “We
    reduced cost due to Internet access to lenders and investors –
    – Multi-family purpose
    – Retail
    – Hotels
    – Both Local and foreign Office Establishment
    – Manufactured Housing Purpose
    – Student Housing
    – Low Income
    – Assisted Living/Age Restricted Living
    – Industrial Purpose
    – Restaurants and bar
    – Medical Facilities
    Loan Amounts from 1.5 Million to over 250+ Million “LTV up to
    90% depending on strength of the deal, location and loan
    You could personal visit our G plus profile for more Inquiries
    and connections
    We look forward to working with you and getting your deal
    closed – Easily and effectively.
    Tamilnad Mercantile Bank Limited are
    Commercial Loan Consultant
    Cell:+44 7024079894
    For great value and competitive rates, our new,
    upcoming Personal Loans could be the perfect
    choice for you.

    About TMB

    TAMILNAD MERCHANT BANK LIMITED is Established To connect money
    borrowers and Debtor in a simple agreement, We use friendly Document
    .It a place where you Can Get quick access To Lend of money and Buy
    That your Dream Car,Pay your Taxes ,Get a Educational Scholarship,Get
    Your Dream House,Get your Pay back Loan,Business Loan,Modification
    Loan,Loan Of Agreement and all………. We can also Give you an
    advise on how To Get a Good Loan for you self. So chose
    TAMILNAD MERCHANT BANK LIMITED Choose Creativity and Power.

  • Akshay Dhiman

    Great one Patrick, just tweeted this. Taking the texts into the orgasm level is little bit tricky. But if done right, there would more than just orgasm all night 😉